Hot Country Dudes
for September
(yeah, they have the tools of the trade and know how to use them!)
for September
(yeah, they have the tools of the trade and know how to use them!)
Hot damn, September sure had a scorcher set of cowboys, yes sirree.
ReplyDelete@1st - Who the heck is gonna deny them their fun? If they tagged up with @4th, I'm sure they'd manage to round up a whole herd of "cattle" to have fun with.
@5th You trying to hide in the long grass or summit? Cos you stick out like a sore thumb with that hat of yours and all the steam coming off ya smoking hotness.
Hey cowboy! Whatcha doing? Let me know YeeHtied is still kickin'
DeleteWell YeeHtied, #1 & #4 would love to herd you into some cowboy fun before riding that ass of yours. You know September theme... cowboys have the tools and know how to use them... on you, bud!
ReplyDeleteand yeah, #5 is just smoking hotness!
Ya reckon they can herd me? Bet there will be plenty of laughs as they miss me. I ain't gonna stand still for 'em that's for sure. Even if they did, s'long as they let me loose afterwards and didn't try to make me a permanent member of their own personal herd.
Delete3 against 1, they won't miss ya often. After they git tired of ropin' ya, I suspect they will want to brand yer ass to mark ya as a member of the herd...
DeleteIf I had a proper brand for all to see that I'd be turned into a stud ranch's stock, that'd be impossibly humiliating. I couldn't even imagine being able to walk down the length of th e ranch without a barrage of belittling comments.
DeleteI sure as heck ain't gonna make it easy for them to brand me. They might get tired, but I won't. I'll definitely wriggle my way out of any rope to freedom, upon seeing them heating up an iron.
Yeah boy, wriggle all ya want. Howl and protest all ya want as ya watch them heat the iron. Run as hard as ya can, but trust me YeeHtied, 3 against 1 - those cowboys are gonna out run and out rope yer ass. They are gonna tie you tight, hold ya down, expose that ass of yers, and brand yer ass. You're gonna be know as the stud ranch's stock and ya, all the ranch hands are now gonna know they can use ya whenever they want, however they want. Welcome to the stud ranch.
DeleteThe ranch hands like roping ya, riding ya, and tying you up in bed to get ridden by as many ranch hands as want to fill yer ass. Your wrists are raw each weekend as you get tied to a bed and ridden all weekend long by the cowboys. Come Monday, its back to mucking the stalls and working the ranch until the next weekend....
There is no way to make a sufficient comeback against all of that. I'm so screwed. The cowboys utterly win this round... Although, I sure as hell would like to know what the three cowboys would say while they are branding me. Taunted into drawling submission.
Delete"Fuck boy, you ready to be our ranch bitch?"
ReplyDelete"Shit, look at that fine white ass. Damn yeah, I can't wait to ride our branded bitch in bed."
"Damn bitch, this brands gonna hurt for a while, but there's not rest for being our ranch bitch. You're gonna have to put out tonight and give our cocks some relief."
They definitely added a new member to their ranch, as even though I fought against the ropes, hogtied I could do nuthin but be branded while three cocky cowboys stood tall and badass surrounding me... Bet it wouldn't be long till I was broken in so much that I'd be proudly showing off my brand, to belong to the ranch.
DeleteYeah, they'll definitely have you showing that brand. Bringing in extra buds to show off their newest ranch stock and the fun you are in the barn....
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